News 2008-2014

LATEST PRESS/BOOK RELEASE

by Witticism (30.09.2014)
Eventhough we didn’t manage to Crowdfund the printed version, Danny B. managed to release the ebook version of part2 of the sequal „Scene Made Vol.1 – Rock&Metal“ (all in German).
Stefan was being interviewed amongst many awesome artists (such as Matt „Gonzo“ Roehr (BÖHSE ONKELZ, MGR), Alf Ator (KNORKATOR), Lutz Vegas (V8 WANKERS/ V8 WIXXXER etc.), Neil Turbin (ex- ANTHRAX), Schmier (DESTRUCTION), Sabina Classen (HOLY MOSES), Flo Schwarz (PYOGENESIS), Götz Kühnemund (ex- ROCK HARD, DEAF FOREVER), Marc Grewe (MORGOTH), Donald Tardy (OBITUARY, Tardy Brothers) etc.).
Read more in the press section or buy the ebook (click on the image below).
Stay frosty and keep on reading!
Scene Made - Rock&Metal

WE SHALL RISE

by Witticism (07.04.2014)
… from the ashes of this fallen world. To sum it up: song writing and way more – the last couple weeks were more than just productive!
Stay sharp
WITTICISM 2014

LATEST BATTLE FOOTAGE

by Witticism (18.02.2014)
We’ve just uploaded two new live videos shot at the Bremer Metal Festival – THOU SHALT DISCARD THY HOPE and WITHIN THE TWILIGHT. Check it out on youtube!
As we’re preparing the battle front for our next strike we also keep on working hard on our new material. Things are happening…
Stay frosty!

SEASON GREETINGS

by Witticism (25.12.2013)
Despite any religious background and any such intend what so ever: Happy holidays to everybody, enjoy the time off and don’t overeat ^^ See you in the midst of battle heat in 2014!!!
At ease.

BREMER METAL FESTIVAL IN ONE WORD: AMAZING

by Witticism (17.11.2013)
Jesus, that was fucking amazing on Friday night!!! Thanks for being such an awesome crowd!!! We hope to be back for more very very soon.
Pictures are already available in the PORTRAYAL section.
Attention!

SUO FESTIVAL OTZENHAUSEN – IT WAS A BRASST

by Stefan (11.11.2013)
We’ll I don’t know what happened, but it was fucking amazing! Tiny room, awesome sound and a crowd which was even more so!!! Thanks for that – we had a blast or should I rather say brasst.
Stay frosty Bremen – bloodshed is upon you!!

WITTICISM @ Otzenhausen

RESULTS OF THE PLATOON’S LATEST SHOOTING EXERCISE

by Stefan (16.10.2013)
Hard work usually pays off pretty well! In this case the awesome results can be found in our Portrayal section.
At ease.

WITTICISM Band 2013

NEW PLATOON MERCH AND BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR’S FINAL BATTLE COUNTDOWN

by Stefan (27.09.2013)
Alright everybody, squad on me!!!
We’ve just ordered a bunch of new stickers. Using those you can make your stuff look nice, keep it free from rust or just use them as awesome camouflage! Remember – those are Metal stickers, so they should be able to endure almost everything and keep you from harm. Shoot us an email or a message on Facebook if you care to call one your own – or simply get one at the next battle you’re attending.
platoon sticker
Speaking of which: we’re about to start the countdown for the final battles this year. Stay frosty for more details on the upcomming FESTIVALS!
HQ over and out.

BACK FROM THE FOTO-SHOOT

by Witticism (23.07.2013)
Well, that was quite an experience! We had a shit load of fun during that foto shoot!
Official pictures will be online soon. Some pictures taken „behind the scenes“ are already on Facebook!
Check it out!

PICTURES SHOT IN WEIMAR

by Witticism (21.05.2013)
We just uploaded a couple pictures which were shot at the Kasseturm in Weimar!
Check it out and stay frosty!

NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

by Witticism (26.04.2013)
New videos were just upploaded to youtube – so what are you waiting for?! Check out the media section for live videos of THIS COLD SERENITY and EMBER.
Attention!

BRIEFING ON BATTLE PLANS

by Stefan (24.04.2013)
We just received word that we’re going to fight at the „Schlacht um Otzenhausen“ festival this year! Check out the battle section for more updates.
Stay sharp for more details are to be announced soon!

MORE PICTURES AND A LIVE REVIEW

by Stefan (16.04.2013)
And just when you think it can’t get any better… Ute sure did shoot a couple nice pictures on Saturday and uploaded them at [a]live: promotion. Also we got a pretty exiting new live review in the press section – check it out!
Stay sharp.

OUT FOR BLOOD

by Stefan (15.04.2013)
Since it’s been so awesome to be back on stage, we’re still looking for more shows this year. If you’re planning to host an event – well then what are you waiting for? Contact us right away!
As for everybody else: We would highly appreciate if you could recommend a good club/ venue or a personal contact please let us know!
Report back to HQ asap!

THAT WAS ONE AWESOME NIGHT

by Witticism (14.04.2013)
Thanks to everybody parttaking – this was one wonderful night! We’d love to be back very soon!
Some pics are already online in our gallery – check it out!
Stay frosty.

NEXT STRIKE WITHIN 36HOURS + PICTURES OF LAST BATTLE@TUEBINGEN

by Witticism (12.04.2013)
Almost everything is prepared as we’re getting ready for the next battle. We shall strike next @ Bullet Club in Suhl! Make sure you’re ready for what’s to come!! Also we’ve uploaded a couple pics shot in Tuebingen!
Attention!

QUOTE OF THE DAY: „MASSIVE“

by Witticism (07.04.2013)
You guys were fucking crazy! That was the most awesome gig in a long time!! Thanks for being such an awesome crowd! Also we’ve got to thank the great team who made this a night to remember! We’ve got to be back very soon. Pictures should be online within the next couple days, but if you took any we’d be glad to add them to our gallery.
Last but not least: fucking massive cheers to Latvia!!
Stay sharp, for the next battle is to come.

READY FOR DUTY: 60HOUR COUNTDOWN TO INVASION

by Witticism (04.04.2013)
The time is here. Invasion is upon Tübingen as we prepare for battle – and we’re going to hit them hard! Make sure you don’t miss this year’s first battle – it shall go down in history.
Attention!

HEADQUARTER’s UPDATE: NEW SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED

by Witticism (12.02.2013)
Finally our new merch is complete! Check out the new shirts at the battles soon to come. Also you can always order those by sending us an email. The shop will be revised soon, so meanwhile you would still need to use our Amazon shop for online CD purchases.
We’ll keep you updated – see you in battle very, very soon!

RUNNING ORDER OF THE BREMEN METAL FESTIVAL 2013

by Witticism (30.01.2013)
Here’s the first offical announcement of the RUNNING ORDER for the BREMEN METAL FESTIVAL 2013. We’re going to play on Friday 15th of November around 11pm!
Attention!

MERCH UPDATE

by Stefan (29.01.2013)
Rumor has it that the new Anthems For The World’s Downfall shirts should be ready for delivery by February 7th! I’ve already contacted some of you who had pre-ordered their personal shirt. If not, I will do so soon. Anyway we’ll definitely bring some to our next battles – so there is a chance for those who missed the opportunity of pre-ordering their special WITTICISM „uniform“ ;).
At ease!

NEWS FROM THE FRONT

by Witticism (23.01.2013)
New battles have been announced and shall be fought fiercely!
Stay frosty for further details…

NEXT BATTLE CONFIRMED

by Witticism (17.01.2013)
We’re happy to announce that the next battle got announced: @Bullet Club, Suhl we will strike alongside with Surturs Lohe, Fimbulvet and Delirium!
Keep at our six for further details…

TAKE COVER – WE’RE GOING TO HIT THEM HARD

by Witticism (15.01.2013)
First awesome festival of this year is officially confimred – come and behold the bloodshed we’ll bring over the BREMER METAL FESTIVAL 2013!
Sit tight, there is more to come.

SHIRT-FLASH

by Witticism (13.01.2013)
Finally the new shirts are ordered and should be on their way soon! We can’t wait to hold them in our hands after all this time – so should you!!
We’ll keep you posted!

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY NEW REVIEW ON METALGLORY

by Witticism (07.01.2013)
Happy new year first of all dear folks! We’re working on new gigs and material. keep your fingers crossed, cause 2013 will be a blast!!
Also read this great review on our latest CD at Metal Glory.
Stay frosty and see you in battle 2013!!

NEW REVIEW ON ZOMBIE RITUAL ZINE

by Stefan (13.11.2012)
Read this awesome new review of our latest CD at Zombie Ritual Zine.
Don’t miss this review!!

NEW LIVE VIDEO

by Witticism (13.11.2012)
There’s a new video on youtube – My Sacrifice (dubbed with CD sound though). Enjoy!

PICTURES OF LAST NIGHT

by Witticism (11.11.2012)
Epic pictures of last night’s battle at Kumi Klub grounds can be seen here. Thanks to Jessi!!!
So I guess we shall meet again on battlegrounds in 2013.
Stay frosty.

59 HOURS COUNTDOWN

by Stefan (08.11.2012)
…until we next hit the stage for our final battle in 2012! Make sure you don’t miss this epic showdown at the KumiKlub in Mainz this Saturday!!
Let there be no tomorrow…

NEW REVIEW ON METALUNDERGROUND.AT

by Stefan (20.10.2012)
Check out this awesome new review on our latest CD at MetalUnderground.at.
In the words of Robert: „Let the battle tank roll!!!“
Well then see you in battle next week!

FRESH BLOOD AWARD

by Witticism (17.10.2012)
WITTICISM is part taking in Legacy’s FRESH BLOOD contest. So check it out and vote for us at LEGACY FRESH BLOOD AWARD!
Also check out their Facebook site in case you care.
Stand at, ease!

NEW REVIEW ON SCHAFE-SCHUESSE

by Witticism (16.10.2012)
We just got a new review on our latest CD at Schafe Schuesse. Thanks Danny B for that great and detailed review!!
Stay at our six.

NEW SHIRTS PREORDER

by Witticism (07.10.2012)
We’ve got the new shirt design online! You can pre-order it in various colors. After the pre-order period (ends 12/31/2012) it will just be available in ONE color! SO HERE’s YOUR ONE CHANCE to get your special and very personal WITTICISM shirt (or girly, sweater or hoodie). Simply send us a message at shop [at] witticism.de or on facebook.
Stay frosty and spread the word!

New shirt add

NEW REVIEW ON MEDICINE MAG

by Witticism (28.09.2012)
Medicine Mag published a cool review on our latest album. They gave us 9/13, so check it out!
Open ranks, march!

WITTICISM ON STAHLRADIO CHARTS

by Witticism (21.09.2012)
Stahlradio.de added us to their charts for the next six weeks. Go check out their site and tune in + don’t forget to vote for us!
Stay tuned.

NEW REVIEW ONLINE

by Stefan (11.09.2012)
A new review was posted on Metal.de . Written very objectively – worth reading!

WITTICISM ON REVERBNATION

by Witticism (06.09.2012)
We’re finally on Reverbnation – check out the songs and tell your friends!

FREE CD SHIPPING IN SEPTEMBER- UPDATED PRESS

by Witticism (30.08.2012)
If you order both albums (Anthems For The World’s Downfall & Shadows Of Thy Creation) on AMAZON in September 2012 at once, you will receive free shipping to whatever location on this very planet!
So go and get your CDs now (in case you don’t have them already)!!
Also weäve updated the press department – check out the latest stuff on Witticism in the press!
Stay sharp.

Witticism @ Amazon

FIRST REVIEW ONLINE

by Witticism (26.08.2012)
The first (German) review on the Anthems For The World’s Downfall was just put online. So go and check out the hot stuff on the Abgrund Magazin!!
Thanks for those kind words!!
Stay frosty for more.

NEW ALBUM ON SONGRILLA

by Witticism (01.08.2012)
You can now purchase a digital version of our music on songrila. Of course you could also listen to it online. Just check our our media section. We’ll upload the Shadows Of Thy Creation soon as well.
Stay sharp!

SOME SONGS ONLINE

by Witticism (30.07.2012)
We’ve uploaded some songs on Last.fm. There’s going to be more after the release, but check it out!

LAST CHANCE TO PRE-ORDER

by Witticism (20.07.2012)
The CD is on it’s final march – on it’s way to be pressed (at least a million times :-D). The last and final chance to pre-order has come! It’s just going to be 2-3 weeks until final delivery.
Can’t wait!

HERO OF THE DAY

by Stefan (09.07.2012)
Peer has now officially been announced „Hero Of The Day“ (at least by me). Even though the guitars had been messed up during our recordings (for some fucked up reason), he managed to do the unthinkable. He made the album sound awesome – Perfect mastering/ mixing job!
Thanks Peer!!!

THE LATEST UPLOAD

by Stefan (10.06.2012)
I can’t wait to have the album out there! A new song is online at Youtube. Enjoy!

VIDEO OF NEW SONG UPLOADED

by Stefan (27.05.2012)
I just came back home from rehearsal. What an awesome weekend!! I think we found the perfect match for our open position on the bass. We’ll announce that officially with the next days…
Also we’ve uploaded a new video which we shot today during rehearsal. You’re definitely going to love that one: click here.
Keep at our six, we’ll keep you posted!

ANOTHER SONG UPLOADED

by Stefan (20.05.2012)
We just uploaded the RAW mix of „My Sacrifice“ on youtube. It will be available on MySpace soon as well. Hopefully we can upload some video material we shot at the rehearsal by next week.
Stay frosty and spread the word!

FIRST RAW SONG AND WEBSITE FINALLY ONLINE

by Stefan (06.05.2012)
You better believe it: we finally managed to upload a RAW mix of „A Walk Beneath The Falling Sky“ on Myspace and youtube. This is going to be one of the first tracks on our upcoming album. We’ll keep you posted on the progress but you can already pre-order the CD – believe me, it’s definitely worth it!
Heads up guys – it’s going to be awesomely brutal!

PRE ORDER NOW

ALMOST DONE MIXING – RELEASE COMMING SOON

by Stefan (11.03.2012)
It was hell of a ride, but we’re almost done mastering. Feliks is about to deliver the final strike. We’ll upload some material soon!! Also I’ve uploaded some pictures of last week’s session.
Stay frosty!

WITTICISM ON FACEBOOK

by Stefan (29.02.2012)
No chance to evade the brute force of social networks. Finally we can be found on Facebook – let’s be friens!

TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF DAYS

by Stefan (28.02.2012)
Finally we managed to get done with all the recording. So tomorrow is the day of days – we will start mixing and mastering the new material. Of course we will keep you posted on whatever news may come. Also we will upload some raw material ASAP.
Stay sharp.

LAUNCH OF OUR NEW WEBSITE

by Stefan (23.02.2012)
In order to accompany the production of our new album the new website is launched. We hope you guys do like what you see! Any bugs and complaints can be reported to Stefan.
So watch out – a new force is rising!

RECORDING AND BATTLES

by Stefan (11.04.2011)
We’ve got new battles confirmed prior to our new album release. Check out the Battles section! Speaking of albums… The recording is going pretty well so far. We’re hoping to release the new CD by June 2011! So stay tune for new songs and updates!!
See you soon.

VIDEO OF Still Reaching For Darkness FESTIVAL 2010

by Stefan&Witticism (01.12.2010)
We’ve uploaded one of our songs from the upcoming album. This video was shot at the Still Reaching For Darkness Festival this year.
CLICK HERE
We had an awesome time, despite our never ending technical problems 😀 Thank you guys!! So see you in 2011 with our new album at our release tour – lets hope we kick some asses then!!
See you in 2011.

SOME NEWS FROM THE FRONT

by Stefan (19.10.2010)
As you can tell by looking in the battles-section we’ve been booked for the Still Reaching For Darkness Festival this year – it is going to be our pleasure!! Also we’ve almost finished writing the new album. One more song to go and the new force is ready to be recorded. If you show up at SRFD you will get to hear some of the
upcoming stuff :) So we’ll be back with a new CD a.s.a.p.!!!
Keep at our six.

WHAT A YEAR SO FAR

by Stefan (16.05.2010)
The last couple months have been pretty busy for all of us, but we still manage to work on the new album! Lets see by the end of May, if we could bring up some new stuff, recorded in
our rehearsal room :) Also the last two shows had to be cancelled, due to personal reasons. We’re realy sorry about that and we’ll se, what we can do to arrange new battles in near future!

AS TIME PASSED BY…

by Witticism (13.12.2009)
Thank you guys for this wonderful evening in Detmold last night! You’ve been gorgeous! And also thanks to our friends from Withering Eternity for partying with us.
Next year will be be a good one, cause we’re planning on something big!
So stay frosty guys – see you in battle 2010.

NEW ALBUM IN PROGRESS

by Stefan (16.11.2009)
We’re doing well, despite some rumors that we’re going to split up (who ever would say something like that…).
Time is precious these days, but we managed to finish the writing of the first half of our new Album. So I may hereby announce, that we will release
a new album in 2010 (probably May or June – don’t fix me on that 😉 ). So we’re also searching for venues for the release shows as well as normal gigs.
So if any of you got some idea where to ask, just let us know :) Thats for the news from the battle front so far.
Stay sharp!

SOME PROOF OF LIFE

by Stefan (11.08.2009)
As some of you might have noticed we’ve recorded and uploaded two new songs on myspace. They were recorded during our last rehearsal. So hope you guys enjoy what you hear :)

IT’S BEEN OUR PLEASURE

by Stefan (14.06.2009)
Thank you guys, for that great evening at the BI-Club in Ilmenau last night! We so much enjoyed partying with you, so we hope to see you soon again!!

READY FOR BATTLE IN 2009

by Stefan (24.02.2009)
Though times are a little rough these days we wanted to let you know, that we are willing to fight some georgeous battles this year!!
So, as soon as we can tell, we will let you know where the hammer first shall fall…
Stay the course!!

AND SOON THE YEAR WILL CEASE TO BE…

by Stefan (30.11.2008)
We just wanted to thank you guys for such a gorgeous closing of this season in 2008. We especially enjoyed the gig last night as for it has been the last of this year!
So hopefully we´ll meet again in 2009!! [We’ll work on some new material till then ;)]

THANK YOU GUYS

by Stefan (13.10.2008)
Even though you were few, we enjoyed to party with you guys this weekend! And special thanx to Fallen Temple for the quick helpout and the amps.

RIEDFEST OPEN AIR

by Stefan (27.07.2008)
😀 bad luck was definitely ours this weekend, but many thanks to those who´d party with us anyways!
Ohh… Wer lebt in ner Ananas…

WEEKEND RESUMÉ

by Stefan (08.06.2008)
Damn guys, this weekend fuckin ruled!! You guys in Berlin where awesome, thanx to thee!!
And hails to those who had fun in Erfurt, we enjoyed thy presence!

CONCERT CANCELLED

by Stefan (15.05.2008)
Due to some personal difficulties the Ebene B had to cancel the battle of the 17th.
We´re truely sorry, especially for those involved!

RELEASE SHOWS of SHADOWS OF THY CREATION

by Stefan (14.04.2008)
Thank you guys! The first release shows seriously kicked ass!!
So watch out, pics are coming soon… Press got updated es well :)

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