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After Action Report B:M:F 2k23

by Witticism (06.11.2k23)
We had an amazing time headlining the 13th B:M:F ! You guys were amazing even at this late hour and after all those other amazing bands!

Thanks to Brain, Locke and team for keeping this wonderful festival alive.
Stay frosty and see you soon!

COMBAT READINESS for 2k23&2k24

by Witticism (25.10.2k23)
The platoon is working hard on general combat readiness not only for the umcoming 13th B:M:F on Nov3 2k23! We have a few irons in the fire and will disclose further intel soon!
Stay sharp and Semper Nex!

NEXT BATTLE CONFIRMED: Bremer Metal Festival 2k23

by Witticism (10.09.2k23)
We just got the good word that THE PLATOON has been confirmed to engage in our next fire fight: General vicinity of Bluesclub Meisenfrei at the BREMER METAL FESTIVAL 2k23!
We’ve already shed some blood here in the passt so come and bang your heads with us once more.
Semper Nex!

GENERAL INTELLIGENCE UPDATE from the HQ

by Witticism (25.11.2k22)
We wanted to share some declassified studio imagery as we’re not being lazy these days. Already making good use of our time working on new material. Stay frosty for further updates!
Additionally, we’re working hard behind the scenes to work out details for new battle grounds in 2023. We’re coming in hot so stay alert!

NEW ALBUM „Once Upon A War“ FINALLY RELEASED

by Witticism (27.08.2k22)
Men and women of the platoon:
We’ve gone dark. We know. But we we did it for good reasons that we cannot disclose here.
We can only apologize but please know we’re back and ready to strike again!

That being said, we’re absolutely excited to announce that our new album
Once Upon A War“ has finally been released across all streaming platforms across the globe!

Check it out, spread the word and most importantly – enjoy!
We’ll be back with more exciting news these coming days.

Oorah!

BLACK OPS REPORT 2k18

by Stefan (24.05.2k18)
Men and women of the platoon,
a lot of things have been and are happening in utter secrecy. First and foremost I am happy to announce that we’re about to start recording our new album these coming weeks. I can stress the effort we’ve put in enough, but in return it is going to be something truly special!
Secondly, I have been requested to lay down some guest vocals at Iliour’s upcoming album! Here’s what we know so far:
„Alright people, after long time of research finally the cast for my solo album is ready, here you can find the list of the 10 very special guests on my album! I just need to record some guitars, keyboards and then vocals anyway we‘ ll finish recordings before the end of 2018 and the album will be released on 2019. Very hard job for hard people! \m/ Come on, check it out !!!
Alex Landenburg Dino Fiorenza Gabriele Gabriels Crisafulli Kakhi Kiknadze Zoltán Árpád Liptay Niccolò Carpentieri Alex Mari Tommaso Corvaja Claudia Corona Stefan Zenkert Against PR“

I am looking forward to an exciting second half of the year!
So stay fucking frosty,
Stefan

BATTLEFRONT REPORT 2k17

by Witticism (25.07.2k17)
All,
we just wanted to provide a short sign of life. We’ve been running a couple black ops so we couldn’t report back here.
Still alive and kicking and you will hear from us quite soon!
Stay frosty,
WITTICISM

6. BREMER METAL FESTIVAL DEBRIEFING

by Witticism (26.11.2k15)
Bremen: you guys are amazing! It’s been our second gig this year and it’s been absolutely awesome.
Weserkurier covered the entire festival – find the pictures here: 6.BMF Friday
We’ve also shot a video of the entire gig! As you might have noticed there’s some new material amongst the setlist. One of them is „Kairos“ and „Don’t Doubt My Belonging“. Check it out!
Also a big thanks to all the other attending Bands – you made this night a one to remember!
Sadly we have to announce that we had to cancel the Nuclear Winter Storm Festival this year. We have to apologize to Crazy and are hoping that this doesn’t cause too much pain!
Stay sharp!!
WITTICISM @ 6. Bremer Metal Festival

BLOODSHED UPON BREMEN TO COME

by Witticism (21.10.2k15)
Just three more weeks to cover before bloodshed is upon Bremen. We’ll meet again on the fields of BREMER METAL FESTIVAL this year!
Stay sharp!!
Witticism at Bremer Metal Festival 2015

BRIEF BOOT CAMP UPDATE

by Witticism (06.08.2k15)
New set-list is done, hardware has been updated and is 80% ready for duty – Festivals 2015 here we come!
Despite the heat – Stay frosty!
Proberaum 2015

LATEST BATTLE IMAGERY

by Witticism (12.04.2k15)
WITTICISM HQ got word that new intel has arrived. Potti was providing kind insight and imagery of the latest tango movements. Click here for more!
Stay sharp!
Taunusstein 2015

BRIEF UPDATE

by Witticism (04.04.2k15)
WITTICISM HQ is also happy to announce that we will fight alongside brothers in arms on the NUCLEAR WINTERSTORM FESTIVAL this year.
We’ll be back with more intel ASAP!
Sit tight.

UPDATE FROM THE BATTLE FRONT

by Witticism (17.03.2k15)
WITTICISM HQ is happy to announce that we were offered to headline the Friday Slot on the BREMER METAL FESTIVAL this year. We’re grateful for this opportunity and shall fight with honor and glory. Once gathered we’re going to share more intel on our next tactical meeting!
At ease!